We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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