I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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