wanna go halves on a baby?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
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i've created a new STD.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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