Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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