I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I think my fart just growled at me.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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