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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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