We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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