I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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