Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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