he wants to bone in the snuggie
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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