Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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