girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
How does it feel to date your dad?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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