Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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