Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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