But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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