i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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