can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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