girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
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i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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