absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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