she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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