no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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