I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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