gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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