I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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