i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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