Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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