I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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