the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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