If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
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I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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