ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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