Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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