So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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