How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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