oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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