dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
