Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
