big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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