we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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