I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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