Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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