Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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