Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
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