i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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