stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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