That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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