He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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