Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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