I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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