I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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