it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Life is so much better after having sex.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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