"it" just moved
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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