Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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