I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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