It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Are my feet made of real feet?
then he tried to convert me to islam
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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